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The LOWV hot stove is scorching this afternoon as rumors of huge trades about to transpire are making every GM’s smartphone vibrate…
At the middle of it all: newest LOWV GM “Rowdy” Rich Menza (above, left, captured by paparazzi this weekend with members of his TBDs front office staff). As many as SIX teams are reportedly in high level talks, and our sources report that many of them are in deep conversations with TBDs. (Banana Belt is also particularly active, offering back-of-the-rotation mid-rotation starters for your best pitching prospect, or Ian Kinsler for your $4 franchise player, but no takers yet.)
Full details have yet to leak, but there is no doubt that the discussions center around some of the best in the game. TBDs has repeatedly stated a willingness to move anyone on his roster, including stars like Clayton Kershaw, Josh Hamilton, and the ghost of Nick Adenhart. One GM tells us that if the deals under discussion went down, they would call for an entire podcast to discuss their ramifications. Reached by carrier pigeon in Los Angeles, Carroll said cryptically, “This could be big. Buster Olney is going to need a diaper change.”

The LOWV hot stove is scorching this afternoon as rumors of huge trades about to transpire are making every GM’s smartphone vibrate…

At the middle of it all: newest LOWV GM “Rowdy” Rich Menza (above, left, captured by paparazzi this weekend with members of his TBDs front office staff). As many as SIX teams are reportedly in high level talks, and our sources report that many of them are in deep conversations with TBDs. (Banana Belt is also particularly active, offering back-of-the-rotation┬ámid-rotation starters for your best pitching prospect, or Ian Kinsler for your $4 franchise player, but no takers yet.)

Full details have yet to leak, but there is no doubt that the discussions center around some of the best in the game. TBDs has repeatedly stated a willingness to move anyone on his roster, including stars like Clayton Kershaw, Josh Hamilton, and the ghost of Nick Adenhart. One GM tells us that if the deals under discussion went down, they would call for an entire podcast to discuss their ramifications. Reached by carrier pigeon in Los Angeles, Carroll said cryptically, “This could be big. Buster Olney is going to need a diaper change.”

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